Thursday, December 8th, 2016

Iceland’s Phallological Museum: For Peen Lovers Only

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Wow.  You’re still here.  Thanks for sticking around.

After arriving in Reykjavik, I had a few hours to kill before I could check into my room.  And while I had a Reykjavik city pass and access to the city’s most famous landmarks, there was one museum that I wanted to hit up right away:

The Iceland Phallological Museum.

Or as I called it, the Peen Museum.

Having heard about the museum a few years ago on a Most Unusual Museums in the World list, I knew I had to drop in and see  just how weird this place was.

It turned out the museum was just around the corner from my hostel.  I quickly found it, paid my 1,000 ISK ($8) entry fee, and strolled into the first room…finding myself surrounded by penises of all shapes and sizes.

There were shelves upon shelves of penis accessories as well.

Not enough for you?

So, how does a place like this come into being?  I got to speak with Hjörtur Gísli Sigurðsson, the son of the founder and the current curator.

In 1974, his father, Sigurdur Hjartarson, was given a bull’s penis, also known as a pizzle.  (Note: in Iceland, bull more or less always refers to a male whale, not a cow.)  He was working as a headmaster at the time, and as a joke, his teachers began bringing him more mammal penises.  (Okay — as an American in the year 2012, I couldn’t even imagine that happening today!)

By 1980, Hjartarson had 13 specimens in his collection.  By 1990, he had 34.  And in 1997, he had 62: enough to open his museum.

Today, the Phallological Museum is far more popular with foreigners than with Icelanders.  It’s frequently mentioned in pieces about unusual museums and attractions in Europe.  While the museum moved north for a few years, it didn’t receive the same stream of visitors that it did in Reykjavik, and so they moved it back to the city.

After all, furry penises and bony penises need to be shared with the world!

The museum is tiny, and if you’re an average viewer, you could spend less than half an hour looking at the specimens.  If this sort of collection is your bag, baby, I’m sure you could find a way to stay much longer.

Particularly if you want to take a picture of yourself with the biggest penis in the room: the sperm whale penis.

I rarely buy myself souvenirs, opting for pictures of myself in memorable places instead.  This picture is the one souvenir I would ever want from Iceland!  Many thanks to Hjörtur for snapping the pic for me.

And so, having received everything I had hoped for, I left the Phallological Museum happy and satisfied.  But not before checking out the gift shop first:

I still can’t believe this place exists.

A trip to Iceland's quirky Phallological Museum in Reykjavik

Comments

30 Responses to “Iceland’s Phallological Museum: For Peen Lovers Only”
  1. Amanda says:

    Haha I’m SO glad you went here, Kate! I didn’t even know about it when I was in Reykjavik, and was super bummed when I learned about it a couple weeks after I got back.

  2. Kayla says:

    this is awesome. totally made my Iceland bucket list!

  3. Nicole says:

    That museum is crazy (and kind of awesome!), but that T-shirt is to die for! Love it!

  4. I am going to be in Reykjavik this summer. I wonder if there is a way to get the tee shirt without going to the museum, Frankly it seems a little creepy. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

  5. Waegook Tom says:

    I’m most definitely a peen lover ifyouknowwhatimean mmmmkkkkkkkk!

    No, seriously, THIS is the Iceland post I’ve been waiting for ever since you posted that sperm whale pic to Twitter saying you were there.

    I’m trying to figure out what the hell most of those penis accessories can be used for, though?! Some of them could only be downright painful, that’s for sure!

  6. hayley says:

    Wow. In all the Iceland-related blog posts I’ve seen in the past few months this is the first mention of this place! Good to know you left ‘satisfied’ 😉

  7. Aaaaand that is a gilded penis.

  8. Fantastic and hilarious! Thanks for sharing the peen, Kate! 🙂

  9. Kieron says:

    This museum was located in Husavik until November last year – we missed out on visiting it by just a month when it returned to Reykjavik! It looks hilarious!

  10. haha love it. There is an ‘amusement park’ in Jeju Island in South Korea that is very similar. It’s called Love Park I think and lots of very interesting statues there!

  11. Ummmm I don’t really know what to say other than wow!?!

  12. Haha, the picture with the sperm whale penis is awesome… awesomely terrifying!

  13. Damn, that’s a lot of penis, must visit if I get the time.

  14. Izy Berry says:

    Haha, what the hell? That’s ridiculous. That whale penis is HUGE! I reckon that’s a picture to frame and give to the parents…

  15. Katie says:

    Ok let me just say that I absolutely LOVED this post. You had me at the picture of what looked like a small field of golden penises and it just got more outlandish and amusing from there. I’ve never thought of Iceland as a “must-see” kind of place, but now I HAVE to go, if only to visit this museum!

  16. Srilekha says:

    Totally wacky!! We just got back from Iceland and missed it! Btw, loved ur pic next to the sperm whale penis 🙂

  17. hahahahhahaha!!!

    This is similar to the Phallic shrine in Bangkok! Weeners are so funny!

  18. katie says:

    As soon as I got to Iceland I looked at a brochure and I couldn’t not believe there was a penis museum it was my first stop. I went in the winter but I MUST go back in the summer months

  19. Joe Achman says:

    Love the post and that someone else is also promoting the place. I visited there in mid 2012 and found it to be hilarious. There weren’t many people there, but of the visitors, all the guys maintained this really awkward silence. Wish I picked myself up that shirt, too.

  20. Albert says:

    one of sicken museum, I am sure feminists might happy about this museum.

  21. Oh the fun and giggles we had at that museum. Some fine specimens. A nice light-hearted contrast to the more serious fun of the Golden Circle and Southern Shores
    http://whatwaytoday.com/iceland-self-drive-beats-guided-tours-around-reykjavik-the-golden-circle-and-the-southern-shores/

  22. Andres says:

    Sad. I am tour operator in Iceland, so this museum is not in highest list of Reykjavik exhibitions. Actually I heared some people came out disappointed.

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