The Most Offensive Body Art in Vang Vieng
In Vang Vieng, everybody writes on each other with markers and sprays each other with paint. (For the record, as far as the spray paint goes, AVOID IT. It’s CAR PAINT. It took me three days to scrape it off my leg!)
It seems that everyone tries to outdo each other in the offensive department, trying to see who can write the worst things possible on their friends’ backs. And some of them get surprisingly creative.
In short, PEOPLE IN VANG VIENG HAVE SICK MINDS.
Here’s a collection of the most offensive body art in Vang Vieng:
“You are a scrotal terrorist!” I yelled at Chris one night. “You use your scrotum to create fear!”
He loved it and asked if I could write that on him the next day.
A scrotal terrorist he was, every day in Vang Vieng.
It’s not rape if you yell SURPRISE! (Wonder if Julian Assange would agree.)
Dad…missing you & wish you were here.
Not going to lie, I laughed a little bit at that one.
Doubly offensive — the material and the misspelling.
I make Joseph Fritzl’s basement look like a weekend in Butthias.
Princess Diana crashed here.
I think we have a winner for the most offensive one.
While some of these were funny, for the most part, they were horrible. And not funny at all. I’m not sharing the worst ones here, but some were truly awful.
Need to cleanse your mind with something more positive?
Chandler, Joey and Ross.
And a Love Nip.